Story time! 8D

I am going to tell some stories
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Ok, so this first one I was in the 5th grade,
and the bathroom floors where just cleaned and they where still wet,
and I just strolled into the bathroom, and I slipped near the sink area...
and I slid under the sinks on my back... My whole class was there and laughed at me o3o
*sigh* My young foolish self...
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This next one was like a couple of days ago.
I was strolling in the woods. and there are coyotes in our woods...
So I was still walking and I crossed paths with a coyote,
So I was running around the woods, getting chased by a coyote, for about an hour, trying to find a way out xD
When I finally found a way out, the coyote stopped following me, I kept running for about 5 minutes till I literally fell over, panting. And I stayed there for about 30 minutes, resting o3o
It was scary.
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I have more stories, but I'm too lazy to type them xD